sexta-feira, 2 de julho de 2010

OK the world is nuts

Proof That The World Is Nuts (as if we need it)In Lebanon, men are legally allowed tohave sex with animals, but the animalsmust be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legallyexamine a woman's genitals,but is prohibited from looking directlyat them during the examination.He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at thegenitals of a corpse.This also applies to undertakers.The sex organs of the deceased must becovered with a brick or piece ofwood at all times.
(A brick?)
The penalty for masturbation inIndonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
There are men in Guam whosefull-time job is to travel the countrysideand deflower young virgins,who pay them for the privilege of havingsex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expresslyforbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute;is there any job anywhere else in the world thateven comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legallyallowed to kill her adulterous husband,but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the otherhand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may onlyhave sex with her husband, and the firsttime this happens, her mother must bein the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for aman to have sex with a woman and herdaughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problemthat they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condomsfrom vending machines with one exception:Prophylactics may be dispensed from avending machine only in places wherealcoholic beverages are sold for consumptionon the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?
Well,.... not as great as Guam !)
Banging your head against a wall uses150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight,can pull 30 times its own weight and alwaysfalls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet...
(Ah, geez.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts..
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this

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